changing change..

just realized when i was putting 10ers in the "change case",
these days none of my auto bills are less than, 50 !
yes, 50is are the new chutta.
its fun, when dad talks about how big, 50 paisa used to be :)

auntyji auntyji...

so, when you are 30, and you befriend a 40,
who because of generation gap has two children almost as big as you,
you are pulled between their addresses,
aunty/ bhabhi ?
aunty, she doesnt like it,
bhabhi? the kids take the revenge and call you aunty ;)

mal distribution

children in the urban areas overeat, and then spend at gym,
while those on the other (road) side, sleep hungry !

southies

pronounce "h" as "hetch",
delete where needed, "katta" and add where not, "kavitha"